July 2012
How am I supposed to wake up at 6am if I go to sleep at 7am
nausage:
PLEASE
TELL ME
AGAIN
HOW
EASY IT IS
TO RIDE HORSES
CLEARLY
HORSES ARE JUST BORN TRAINED
CLEARLY
THEY KNOW
WHAT TO DO
WITHOUT US
HAVING TO ASK
THANKS FOR
ENLIGHTENING US
YES
EQUESTRIANISM
IS SO
FUCKING
EASY
OH AND YES
WE CLEARLY
ABUSE OUR HORSES
AND DONT CARE
HOW
THEY
FEEL
That awkward moment when you see Mr. Bean in...
me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
me now: Deleted Facebook
buddhabob:
quinnf4brays:
lucyforpromqueen:
quinnf4brays:
there are animals called dikdiks
pronounced.. dick-dicks?
no pronounced xylophone
keelychu:
this is going to sound dumb but does anyone else feel like they have good and bad face days? like some days i’ll look in the mirror and be like ‘yes my face is kind of attractive’ and then others i’m like ‘did i get hit in the face with a frying pan or something’
lanadelrevupthosefryers:
promo you?
not in this economy…
huge-motha-fuckin-snake:
gi-nnyweasley:
harry-ron-andhermione:
professorgilderoy-lockhart:
enemiesofthe-heir:
thechamberofsecrets:
has been opened
shit
don’t worry i’ve got this
no fuck you
can someone help me rn
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
how i would narrate the Olympics
me: they're doing some athletic shit
imawanchor:
today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
mycutefriendsweetprincess:
My dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie Twilight so that everything is exactly the same except Edward Cullen is played by Kanye West and Kanye West doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just Kanye West reacting to Twilight in real time.
when someone wants some of my food
laughingstation:
via laughingstation! | laugh-addict
celebrity: maybe they won't notice
tumblr: hahaha
tumblr: pictures
tumblr: videos
tumblr: audio clips
tumblr: gifs
me: hey i heard you were a wild one
stray cat:
bookwormsociety:
when will it become socially acceptable to punch stupid people
b-baka-its-not-like-i:
when you see the typo right as you click ‘create post’
heyfunniest:
my worst nightmare would be someone hacking me and changing my theme to
THIS BLOG. THIS!
gossipgran:
wakes up
wants pizza
doesnt have pizza
sobs
bucklesup:
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
winsexter:
i have literally no talents i dont know what to do with myself
thebuttfairy:
i want to see a reality show where they bring in a celebrity and that celebrity has to go through their tag on tumblr.
lizstiel:
you know that one ship
that one ship that you hate with every fiber of your being
with such a burning, white-hot fury that every time you think about them it’s like you can feel them under your skin, grating at your bones and you feel nasty and want to shower and at the same time want to punch holes in walls and flip all the furniture in the room over
yeah me fucking too
date ideas
lay on the floor and do nothing
make out
that’s all i can think of
plot twist: we all log into tumblr with messages from our followers that always talk to us
asgardasylum:
I wonder if today the Potter family was just sitting around the fireplace drinking tea when they decide to turn on the tv and
WHAM 40 FT VOLDEMORT
and everyone just looks at Harry
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
souyuki:
I typed in ‘thug life’ in shuttershock and
me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
me: oh
buttgenie:
i want to be in a sassy group of internet friends where we all have big skype calls together and we play video games together and we do livestreams together and we tinychat together wow i want friends
To you, they're just a band. They just play music....
Me: That guy is cute.
Friend: HEY DUDE MY FRIEND THINKS YOU'RE CUTE!
long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge:
imagine if people screamed instead of snored
