How am I supposed to wake up at 6am if I go to sleep at 7am
nausage: PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN HOW EASY IT IS TO RIDE HORSES CLEARLY HORSES ARE JUST BORN TRAINED CLEARLY THEY KNOW WHAT TO DO WITHOUT US HAVING TO ASK THANKS FOR ENLIGHTENING US YES EQUESTRIANISM IS SO FUCKING EASY OH AND YES WE CLEARLY ABUSE OUR HORSES AND DONT CARE HOW THEY FEEL
That awkward moment when you see Mr. Bean in...
me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
me now: Deleted Facebook
buddhabob: quinnf4brays: lucyforpromqueen: quinnf4brays: there are animals called dikdiks pronounced.. dick-dicks? no pronounced xylophone
keelychu: this is going to sound dumb but does anyone else feel like they have good and bad face days? like some days i’ll look in the mirror and be like ‘yes my face is kind of attractive’ and then others i’m like ‘did i get hit in the face with a frying pan or something’
lanadelrevupthosefryers: promo you? not in this economy…
huge-motha-fuckin-snake: gi-nnyweasley: harry-ron-andhermione: professorgilderoy-lockhart: enemiesofthe-heir: thechamberofsecrets: has been opened shit don’t worry i’ve got this no fuck you can someone help me rn HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
how i would narrate the Olympics
me: they're doing some athletic shit
imawanchor: today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
mycutefriendsweetprincess: My dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie Twilight so that everything is exactly the same except Edward Cullen is played by Kanye West and Kanye West doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just Kanye West reacting to Twilight in real time.
when someone wants some of my food
laughingstation: via laughingstation! | laugh-addict
celebrity: maybe they won't notice
tumblr: audio clips
me: hey i heard you were a wild one
bookwormsociety: when will it become socially acceptable to punch stupid people
b-baka-its-not-like-i: when you see the typo right as you click ‘create post’
heyfunniest: my worst nightmare would be someone hacking me and changing my theme to THIS BLOG. THIS!
gossipgran: wakes up wants pizza doesnt have pizza sobs
bucklesup: my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
winsexter: i have literally no talents i dont know what to do with myself
thebuttfairy: i want to see a reality show where they bring in a celebrity and that celebrity has to go through their tag on tumblr.
lizstiel: you know that one ship that one ship that you hate with every fiber of your being with such a burning, white-hot fury that every time you think about them it’s like you can feel them under your skin, grating at your bones and you feel nasty and want to shower and at the same time want to punch holes in walls and flip all the furniture in the room over yeah me fucking too
date ideas lay on the floor and do nothing make out that’s all i can think of
plot twist: we all log into tumblr with messages from our followers that always talk to us
asgardasylum: I wonder if today the Potter family was just sitting around the fireplace drinking tea when they decide to turn on the tv and WHAM 40 FT VOLDEMORT and everyone just looks at Harry
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
souyuki: I typed in ‘thug life’ in shuttershock and
me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
buttgenie: i want to be in a sassy group of internet friends where we all have big skype calls together and we play video games together and we do livestreams together and we tinychat together wow i want friends
To you, they're just a band. They just play music....
Me: That guy is cute.
Friend: HEY DUDE MY FRIEND THINKS YOU'RE CUTE!
long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge: imagine if people screamed instead of snored