May 2012
dont-google-yourself:
one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die
I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
So, I think I have a thing for misunderstood...
blackberrybell3:
someone: do you still like harry potter?
me: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN STILL, I WILL FUCKING ALWAYS LOVE HARRY POTTER YOU DUMBASS.
shippinglilo:
when you’re so obsessed with a band for so long you forget they’re not actually your friends
gehbiahblue:
I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet
have you ever been so mad you ripped your own arm...
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
esmethenotsogreat:
annathemarmotqueen:
why is everyone on tumblr so attractive
how can i be attractive
what’s the html code
is there a tutorial to be attractive
it was on megaupload
TOO SOON
dont-google-yourself:
one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die
to love is to destroy: adrians-littledhampir: I... →
adrians-littledhampir:
I hope that one day an author will actually have the guts to say “You know what? The casting sucks, this is not how I imagined my characters to look like. And the movie also sucks” because I believe no one when they say it’s just how they wanted it to be. I’ve seen…
ofabeautifulnight:
sometimes it just hits me that a new Harry Potter will never come out again and then I cry for an embarrassingly long amount of time and wonder why life is worth anything anymore
niggas-gon-nig:
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
Tbh
darrenfartspuppies:
REMEMBER WHEN “LET THE MAGIC BEGIN” REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING EVIL HAS RETURNED TO HOGWARTS” REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES” REMEMBER WHEN “EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TO CHANGE” REMEMBER WHEN “THE REBELLION BEGINS” REMEMBER WHEN “DARK SECRETS REVEALED” REMEMBER WHEN “NOWHERE IS SAFE” REMEMBER WHEN “IT ALL ENDS HERE”
drbippy:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
Wow look at all the notes!
most-awkward-moments:
annefranksgasmask:
fensti:
annefranksgasmask:
school would be 800% better if there was no math involved
If no math was involved how would you know it was 800% better?
bagelchips:
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
lets play “which download link is the real one”
Reasons why I could never date a famous person →
lulz-time:
Them: Wait, did you just upload pictures of me in just a towel onto tumblr? Me: … Them: … Me: …. Them: …. Me: I have a responsibility to my followers.
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
himapapaftw:
people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
robosexualginger:
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
