March 2012
mom: CLEAN YOUR ROOM.
me: MANNERS.
mom: Don't talk to me like-
me: MANNERS.
mom: ~sets glass of water on table~ Watch your-
me: THAT
mom: what
me: IS
mom: are you
me: MAHOGANY
I hate the people who clapped when Cato, Clove,...
What The Hunger Games is about: tyranny, revolution, courage, love, growing up, identity, poverty, hunger, class conflict, sacrifice
What the media thinks The Hunger Games is about: a steamy love triangle
peetatoast:
odair:
i wish suzanne would write a book about finnick’s life
I just wish suzanne collins would write another book
Peeta: How to win the hunger games without really trying.
deliriumveins:
things i want in life:
to lose weight
to get a social life
to be in a relationship
what i do about it:
eat lots of food
sit inside alone on computer
sleep
Food on my dash →
funniest10k:
Me:
Me on facebook: Stop being illiterate you futile twats, your lack of immense grammar complexity enrages me.
Me on tumblr: omFG shutup idgaf ok that's perf~ so cuTE
827. Luna seriously considered calling Lorcan and...
Caesar: For those of you idiots who haven't read the book and have no idea what tracker jackers are...
me: oh gosh that character is attractive
person: but he's the villain
me:
person:
me:
person:
me: i'm sorry were you trying to make a point there because i don't see one
mvslim:
sexually rubbing the wall until you find the lightswitch
Rue: *points to tracker jacker nest*
Katniss: *begins to saw off branch*
Effie: THAT IS MAHOGANY
I’m fiercely over-protective of certain fictional characters
Pretend you're in the hunger games being...
Caesar: tell me, is there a special guy back home?
you: no, not really.
Caesar: I don't believe it for a sec. Look at that face; a pretty lady as you. Tell me.
you: well, there is this one guy I've had a crush on forever.
Caesar: I tell you what, you go out there and you win this thing and when you get home he has to go out with you. Right folks ? HAHAHAHA!
you: Thanks, but I don't think winning is going help me at all.
Caesar: and why not
you: because... he is fictional.
hellodraco:
listening to this and thinking about...
dardeile:
do you ever cry because you get feelings for villain characters even though you should hate them but you just can’t control it because you love them so much and want to wrap them in your arms and protect them from whatever made them so villainous
Hello everyone! I'm out at Horse riding camp, so I...
dianna-assgron:
i wonder what it’s like to ship something that doesn’t break your heart into a million little pieces and stan for a character that actually gets nice things and doesn’t have their life ripped apart on a weekly basis
society: ew thick girls
society: ew thin girls
society: ew no makeup
society: ew too much makeup
society: ew you're rude
society: ew you're too nice
society: ew plastic surgery
society: ew you need a makeover
society: ew you're not perfect
society: ew you're too perfect
society: ew
