To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
The world of social networking:
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec
dangerdaysis4fags: what if some fics are actually non-fiction stories written by the band members.
cooper-anderson: i would just like to take this opportunity to let you all know that i am available as a date for all future award shows that you will be attending
brown mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
brown mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
brown mom: YOU HAVE BOYFRIEND I WILL KILL YOU