December 2011
Anonymous asked: why do i love you so much? can you tag all yur personal posts? its diffi to find them
I want to send new year messages to so many people...
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
me: hey can i go out with friends
dad: yeah ok have fu-
mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT
Happy Birthday Voldy
At first he’ll be like;
we’re gonna surprise him;
then he’ll be like;
then he will give free hugs to everyone;
then eat;
and drink;
Voldy would be the DJ;
taking turns with Snape;
and we’re gonna dance endlessly like;
becoollikethat:
Tumblr during midnight:
Facebook during midnight:
Now that it's 2012, time to spend the day saying...
I haven't slept since last year
I haven't eaten since last year
I haven't been to the bathroom since last year
I haven't showered since last year
I haven't seen you since last year
I haven't been outside since last year
I haven't been on tumblr since...oh wait
10..9..8.............3...2...1....
Family: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
Friends: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
Me: Happ.... oh my god! ONLY 83 days to go for The Hunger Games!!!!!
Anonymous asked: Hi can you please tell me what missing e. is about?:)
me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you’re a virgin so you probably don’t know much about - me: no I read fanfiction I got this
timelordy-teganbreann:
acciodoublestuff:
buttercupeverdeen:
whatthefinnick:
peeta-everdeen:
tessherondale:
rebirthinsteadofdestruction:
executing:
continues using missing e as an act of rebellion
#LETS BRING DOWN THE KARPITAL
THE SYMBOL OF REBELLION.
OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
THE MISSINGJAY.
WITTY PUN
KARP IF WE BURN YOU BURN WITH US
BRING ON THE REVOLUTION!
When someone you hate just been embarrassed in... →
funniest10k:
You’re like:
“yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me,” i whisper as i download music and videos illegally.
Just realize that 2012 will be the first year...
psychadeliachild:
i would take a bullet for you. Not in the head...... →
the-absolute-best-posts:
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