February 2012
Putting more effort into tumblr than school
me: we should have sex.
elijah: be careful what you wish for.
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
it seems fitting that jk rowling wrote a young...
footprintwithinthemap:
thethiefsdownfall:
thelostie:
jk rowling i love you
Anonymous asked: A girl named Cornelia loves Dobby and wants Dobby to go back to her baby aka Voldemophobia, :') But then again if Dobby doesnt want to come back should send Cornelia a knitted Dobby to make her feel better. :*
Me: NO DON'T POST PORN I AM IN PUBLIC
Dash: OH DID YOU SAY HARDCORE BDSM
When someone mentions your favourite actor/fandom:
timelordsinvadedhogwarts:
Me:
“Yes? I heard my life being mentioned?”
Me: I am a strong individual. Nobody else in the world thinks like me. I am one in a million.
Tumblr: lol
georgiasam:
I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize
No it’s not
That was like five years ago
When did it get to be not 2010ish
What happened
drarrysexual:
because of tumblr i have otp’s in shows i don’t even watch
tylerthecaretaker:
i’ve always treated my blog as a pokemon, followers as levels and notes as exp points
maybe one day it’ll evolve into a social life
littlehinduthings:
i wish i was a member of some sort of “friend group” on tumblr
but no
i’m just alone
silently
watching
all of you
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
jamjalex:
dont you hate it when people you hate are happy
MOTHER OF GODS!
a-magia-e-eterna:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRITIIIII :D Have a fab day.... →
tsundereking:
look me in the screen and tell me you love me
Putting more effort into tumblr than school