just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job
can you explain how that happens?
people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
June 2013
I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
Put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up
i know boobs are annoying and i complain about them a lot but imagine if one day you woke up and they weren’t there anymore like i would flip the fuck out and be pissed man cuz i mean they’ve grown on me after all these years we niggas for life
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
do you ever wonder if your followers ever talk about you outside of tumblr
*points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Simon says like me back
“men of tumblr” is a terrible phrase can we stop using it
if you’re younger than me you’re not allowed to be hotter than me sorry I don’t make the rules
hey mom can you help me roll this blunt